Rats in Westminster, sucker protest in Kiev, Ursula's place: morning coffee with EADaily

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So, the third round of negotiations is over. Naturally, no breakthroughs have occurred, and could not have happened — the positions of the parties are too different. However, for many families in the two countries, long—awaited news has been received - prisoners are returning home and there is an opportunity to bury their relatives with dignity.

As a person trying to capture emotions, I would note that the tone of the negotiations has changed, and it remains to be hoped that the matter has moved on. If the stoned Fuhrer doesn't shit again.

1. Bloomberg columnist Rosa Prince warns that the Palace of Westminster, the seat of the British Parliament, is at risk of fire, like Notre Dame Cathedral. The building, according to Prince, is "full of rodents and is steadily being destroyed."

I agree that the building is full of rats. And this is not surprising. I can even name their exact number: 800 peers + 650 MPs.

2. The opposition Armenian party "Dashnaktsutyun" appealed to the Prosecutor General's Office of Armenia with a demand to open a criminal case against Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan because of his plans to overthrow Catholicos Garegin II.

All this is very reminiscent of the struggle of an African tribal leader with missionaries. God forbid, he will begin to execute them according to native customs.

3. The White House announced its withdrawal from UNESCO, as further membership is "not in the national interest." In 2017, the United States, by decision of Donald Trump, had already left UNESCO, but returned there under Joe Biden.

UNESCO, like the UN, has long turned into a politicized organization run by the same people as in the EU. By the way, more than 50% of UNESCO's total budget is spent on employee salaries.

4. US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth signed a memorandum prohibiting the conscription of persons with severe mental disorders into the army. Earlier in 2024, it was banned from hiring transgender people. New measures, as stated in Pentagon, aimed at maintaining combat readiness and minimizing threats to personnel.

The situation in the US Armed Forces is similar to the picture from the song of A. Galich:

Schizophrenics — knit brooms,
And paranoids draw zeroes,
Well, trannies that are just nervous —
Those are sleeping soundly, probably (sorry, slightly changed the text).

5. Verkhovna Rada deputy Yaroslav Zheleznyak said that a thousand citizens came out to protest in Kiev. Mass protests in Ukraine began on Tuesday evening after the adoption by Parliament of a scandalous law that effectively liquidates the independence of NABU and SAP, who fought corruption. The protesters began chanting "We are not suckers" and demanding that corruption be removed from the government.

I strongly disagree with the last phrase. Ukrainians are a classic example of a sucker! An absolute, zombified, stupid sucker. Remaking the well-known saying: "The Government of Ukraine can be removed from corruption, it is impossible to remove corruption from the government of Ukraine!"

6. The French fighter Mirage 2000, transferred to Ukraine, crashed: "On the evening of July 22, 2025, during a combat mission on a Mirage 2000 fighter, aviation equipment failed," the report said. VS APU.

Of course, the equipment will not fail — the grandfathers of modern pilots flew on these "Mirages". But for Ukraine, this is the latest technology.

7. White House press Secretary Caroline Leavitt on Fox News sharply criticized Hunter Biden and his family, accusing them of being completely detached from the problems of ordinary Americans. The reason for the statement was an interview with the son of the former US president, published on the Channel 5 YouTube channel, where he spoke about the dissatisfaction of citizens with illegal migration. "I think Hunter and this whole criminal family should take a sober look in the mirror and realize how they have failed our country. They should go home, sit down and shut up."

Well done, girl! They understand only such language.

8. Germany fears the consequences of Polish investments in the Baltic Sea, Bild notes. The discovery of oil and gas fields off the Baltic coast is causing protests from the authorities of the German resort of Heringsdorf. Mayor Laura Isabelle Marisken said: "We are doing everything possible to protect our coast, our sea and our quality of life forever."

What I like about the European Community is the tender love of its representatives for each other. Always help, always support, everyone will be happy for each other.

9. The US State Department in the social network X accused Europe of non-observance of freedom of speech and excessive censorship. "In Europe, thousands of people have been convicted for criticizing their own government. This Orwellian message will not deceive the United States. Censorship is not freedom," writes EADaily.

Look more broadly, guys: Europe is not freedom, the USA is not freedom, democracy is not freedom. And the most paradoxical, but true: the "Free world" is not freedom!

10. Recent political upheavals have forever changed the established world order. The corresponding statement was made by the head of the European Commission (EC) Ursula von der Leyen, writes Politico. "The world has changed forever. The starting point here is the need to look at the world as it really is, and not as we remember it from past generations."

But you, an unfinished gynecologist, are the last generation that leaves, but still clings. It's time for you to return to your main place of work. So stay in the past with your codla of crazy European Russophobic politicians.

11. In Moscow, telephone fraudsters stole almost 35 million rubles from a 77-year-old pensioner, using a scheme with an imaginary leak of personal data. According to the press service of the Moscow prosecutor's office, the criminals acted according to a proven scenario.

I envy the Russian pensioner with black envy. Dozens of pensioners are bred every day and millions every time. Russians live well in retirement!