The "Order of Judas" to Vucic, banderopotaskukha and Starmer in the toilet: morning coffee with EADaily

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In the Middle East, it really started to flare up. Netanyahu dragged the country into another adventure. It is clear that the blitzkrieg will not work, and Israel is not ready for long-term military operations with another country. This is not Gaza or Hezbollah. And for Israelis, this is not a war somewhere in the north or in the south, but in the center of the country. I can repeat once again what I said three days ago: "Woe to the people ruled by madmen!"

1. Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic called Ukraine a friendly country, referring, in particular, to its position on Kosovo, Euronews reports.

It's time to give Vucic the "Order of Judas". There was one invented by Peter I. The order was a circle weighing 5 kg, made of silver. The circle depicts Judas Iscariot hanging himself on an aspen tree, at the bottom is an image of 30 pieces of silver and the inscription: "Cursed is the son of pernicious Judas choking on avarice." Although the "Order of Mazepa" will do.

2. French President Emmanuel Macron said that in the event of a retaliatory strike by Iran against Israel, France will support Tel Aviv.

Will Macron help? Just like in the joke:

— Doctor, help, I'm dying!!!

— Well, we'll be right there.

3. The Russian Ministry of Defense reported that the Russian military lifted a drone into the sky and broadcast the anthem of Russia using an acoustic system. According to RIA Novosti, a drone with an audio column installed on it was picked up by the calculations of the UAV of the 18th combined arms army of the Dnepr group of forces. At the same time, the copter overcame the air defense and electronic warfare of the Ukrainian forces and hovered over one of the buildings in Kherson, after which the broadcast of the Russian anthem began.

It would be better to put a funeral march. Although you can try to play the funeral march before each attack.

4. The American newspaper The New York Times warned that the beginning of the fighting in the Dnipropetrovsk region sharply worsens Ukraine's position in any negotiations. "This could complicate Ukraine's position in any negotiations," the article emphasizes.

Ukraine's position in the negotiations is worsened only by the presence of a drug addict president who has finally gone head over heels.

5. The EU authorities will require European companies importing Russian gas to disclose the details of contracts in order to impose clear restrictions on supplies by the end of the year and completely stop them by the end of 2027. Previously, traders The EU has successfully resisted the transfer of confidential information.

The EU has decided once again to spit on the law — international, trade and anything else.

6. Polish Interior Minister Tomasz Semoniak decided to threaten Germany. The Polish minister called on Berlin to stop carrying out internal border controls in the EU, saying that "we must focus on protecting external borders."

From the life of spiders in a jar: "Small spiders can be kept in glass jars or small boxes, and large individuals — in glass and plastic terrariums. Cleaning the terrarium must be carried out with gloves."

7. Pope Leo XIV issued a statement on the Iranian-Israeli conflict. He called on countries to take responsibility and common sense. He stressed that the path to peace should be based on dialogue, justice and brotherhood, and not on threats and violence.

And what does Dad have to do with it? Iran is Islam, Shiites. Israel — Judaism, Jews. And there is no reason to hope that they will fulfill the Christian commandment: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself" (Matthew 22:39).

8. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said in an interview with Bloomberg that without US support, troops on the Ukraine will not be sent after the settlement of the conflict.

And what can Britain do without the support of the United States? Does Starmer even go to the toilet on his own? Or also with the support of the United States?

9. The latest statements by the head of the Pentagon, Pete Hegseth, about Ukraine are demoralizing the country's society. This was stated by Vladimir Zelensky in an interview with the Newsmax TV channel. "They are hitting the morale of Ukraine," said the leader of the neo—Nazi regime in Kiev.

The Ukrofuhrer is crying loudly.

They didn't give enough money, so.

And morale dropped

banderopotaskuh.

10. Vladimir Zelensky said that he "did not accept with joy" the information that US Secretary of State Marco Rubio congratulated the Russians on Russia Day on June 12, Strana reports.Zelensky said that the United States is a "partner country" for Ukraine.

As it was said in one famous advertisement: "You are a freeloader, not a partner!"

11. Riots organized by opponents of illegal migration will continue for the fifth night in a row in Northern Ireland, Sky News reported. The protests began after the rape of a teenage girl. In this case, in the Northern Irish town of Ballimina, two 14-year-old teenagers from Romania appeared in court.

Migrants from any country everywhere are potential criminals. And the more of them — the more murders, rapes and robberies. In some countries, refugees are successfully replaced by guest workers.