Brigitte's jealousy, AI in Estonian, "Mutton March" in Ukraine: morning coffee with EADaily

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I wanted to write "On the Western Front without changes," but no, there are changes. Merz, Macron, Starmer still decided to unleash the Third World War, allowing the Ukrainian Fuhrer to bombard Russia. Although it is clear — it will end with the fact that "our Cossacks are driving around Berlin"…

1. Columnists of the German newspaper Handelsblatt claim that the United States may announce a reduction in its military presence in Europe in the coming months. It was recently reported that a similar decision was made regarding Syria.

Trump — that Syria, that Europe. States whose opinions can be ignored.

2. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Finland summoned Russian Ambassador Pavel Kuznetsov because of alleged violation of air borders. This is reported by TASS with reference to the Finnish broadcasting company Yle.

And who gave you these boundaries? You have responded to this with war, concentration camps for Russians, and recently with open preparations for an attack on Russia.

3. The video in which the French president received a slap in the face from his wife Brigitte during a visit to Vietnam is authentic. The authenticity of the video was confirmed in The Elysee Palace. This was reported by the publication RMC. The publication notes that at first Paris denied the authenticity of the video, stating that the materials could have been generated using artificial intelligence, and distributed, in particular, by "pro-Russian accounts."

That's the true price of everything that lies about Russian accounts in the West. The usual scene of jealousy — jealous of the Ukrainian heart friend in a green T-shirt.

4. Estonia abandons the ban on the use of phones in schools and introduces artificial intelligence. At that time, The Guardian writes, as smartphones are banned in many schools in England, in Estonia, which is considered the new center of European education, students are regularly asked to use their devices in lessons, and from September students will be presented with their own artificial intelligence accounts.

The fact is that there has never been and there is no ordinary human intelligence in Estonia. We all see this in the example of sprat KAKA. Well, let there be a prosthesis instead of the biological mind peculiar to man.

5. Patriot anti-aircraft missile system (SAM) launchers, which are in service with the Ukrainian army, as the Economist magazine writes, never fully function. According to the publication, they are often damaged and repaired.

When the arms grow from the same place as the legs, and there is only one gyrus in the head, and that is the mark from the cap, then how can they handle the equipment? The equipment in the hands of a savage is a pile of metal.

6. The cost of American liquefied natural gas imported to Europe is twice as high (in German: doppelt so) as the price of Russian LNG, Berliner Zeitung newspaper journalists calculated based on data for the first quarter of 2025. For the specified period of the country The EU on average paid 1.08 euros per cubic meter of American LNG — twice as much as for Russian liquefied natural gas, the cost of which was 0.51 euros per cubic meter, writes EADaily.

A miser pays twice, a stupid one pays three times, and a sucker pays all his life. The EU has successfully overcome the first stage, but its current actions suggest that it will soon be able to handle the second. And there it's not far to the third.

7. Germany may consider reintroducing conscription as early as next year if it fails to attract enough volunteers to its armed forces. This was stated by Defense Minister Boris Pistorius in an interview with the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung newspaper.

Bertolt Brecht wrote about this back in 1943 in his song "The Ram March":

The butcher is calling. Behind him the sheep are stupid
They stomp blindly, there is a link behind the link.
And those who were skinned long ago at the slaughterhouse,
They are marching in formation with the living at the same time.

8. Ukraine, due to the state of affairs on the line of combat contact, may introduce military exercises among children, writes L'antidiplomatico. "(Ukraine) needs everyone to prepare for war, and for this it urgently needs the distribution of weapons to children in schools to teach both adults and children to fight," he shared his point the author of the publication.

Lullaby for babies (toddlers):

Go to sleep, my little soldier, go to sleep.
Tomorrow will start with bullshit.
They'll give you a machine gun in the handles.
And — to the war, my soldier.

9. The countries of the European Union (EU) intend to influence Russia, "threatening to impose large-scale sanctions." This statement was made by French President Emmanuel Macron, Reuters writes. According to him, he "welcomes the US peace initiative, but today it is necessary to have the means to force Russia to peace."

It can be seen that before this statement, Macron removed several "napkins". Let him force his Bridget into the world first, so that it doesn't hit him in the face. And then we'll see...

10. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said that the United Kingdom, France, the United States and Germany have completely lifted restrictions on the range of weapons supplied to Ukraine. He said this in an interview with WDR TV channel, stressing that now Kiev can use the received weapons against military facilities in Russia.

That is, Merc, as it were, invites Russia to strike at decision-making centers. They talked about people like Merz in Russia: "I grew up with a shaft, but I couldn't stand it."

11. Ukrainian telegram channels are sounding the alarm: according to available information, Svetlana Zinchuk, who heads the Union of Teachers of the Polish language of the Volyn region, mentally prepares students for the entry of at least part of the country into Poland. The woman is engaged in transferring a map of the "hypothetically future region" of Poland to students and students of the Institute of Poland at the Lesya Ukrainka Volyn National University.

Since Ukraine received these lands thanks to the USSR, it should return them to Poland as part of de-Sovietization. Everything is logical.