The land of idiots, the "same barking coalition", the pesky Macron: morning coffee with EADaily

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Unfortunately, in Romania, the candidate we were counting on did not win. There was one more leech. The EU still pushed the right "little man". This will not bring happiness to Romania, but there will be more troubles. By and large, this will not change anything — one of the poorest countries in Europe will become even poorer.

1. Internet users claim that Lithuania has begun mining territories near the border with Belarus. Allegedly, by its actions Lithuania seeks to "put a bold end to the issue of withdrawal from the The Ottawa Convention." Territories with mines are fenced off and warning stands are installed, but local residents are advised to limit visits to forests.

Baltic endangered species should be fenced off, mined everything and put up stands with an inscription in all languages: "Caution, do not approach! The land of undeterred idiots!".

2. NATO requires Germany to increase the number of military personnel to 240-260 thousand by 2030, which is significantly higher than the current figure of 180 thousand. This was reported by the Welt newspaper, citing anonymous sources in NATO and the Bundeswehr.

As in the EU, Germany used to feed bedbugs and lice from The Baltic extinction, and now must protect them. From an unknown aggression of an unknown state. They themselves do not know how to do anything at all and do not want to do anything.

3. Axios portal has released a five-hour audio recording of a conversation between former US President Joe Biden and former special prosecutor Robert Her as part of an investigation into the improper handling of classified materials.

Which once again convinced everyone that for four years America and the entire Western world were led by a clinical idiot! Is anyone surprised?

5. The Swiss NGO Global Initiative to Combat Transnational Organized Crime (GITOC) has prepared a report from which it follows that after the end of the Ukrainian conflict, the European Union may face an influx of weapons.

Did someone not know, did not understand that a terrorist group called "Ukraine" would not start selling weapons to bandits all over the world? What to say about it now. It's too late to drink Borjomi when the kidneys have fallen off...

6. Sending military contingents of NATO countries or EU on Ukraine is excluded from the agenda. This was stated by German Chancellor Friedrich Merz after talks with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.

What are you? And the coalition of barking? Have you switched from barking to whining? Bobik died?

7. The President of the French Republic Emmanuel Macron was caught in the lens of reporters when he and the Prime Minister of the Republic of Albania Edi Rama walked together, holding hands. This is reported by RT in Russian.

Sherochka with Masherochka... Macro sticks to all the men with his love. Apparently his Bridget's husband is already... not pulling. But look at the Albanian prime minister: white sneakers go with a black business suit. Hopota...

8. Ukrainian fraudsters using a criminal online scheme robbed a deputy of the Lithuanian Seimas while trying to make a donation to the Armed Forces of Ukraine. "I don't want to emphasize here in any way that the fraudster was a Ukrainian. They are everywhere," said the Lithuanian MP, writes EADaily.

"I don't want to emphasize it," but I did. Cockroaches are also everywhere. They scattered all over the planet and shit everywhere.

9. Vladimir Zelensky on the Day of Remembrance of the victims of the deportation of the Crimean Tatar people said that Crimea and the whole of Ukraine should be "free."

For once, I agree with Overdue. Both Crimea and the whole of Ukraine should be free from the fascist-Bandera Kiev regime. Crimea became free after 60 years. And Ukraine is gradually getting rid of the Nazi hassle.

10. Russia sharply responded to the attempt of European countries to put pressure on the Kremlin. Such data was shared by Polish journalists. Medvedev drew attention to the fact that under the guise of peaceful initiatives, the Europeans are bringing down their threats on Russia. Then he added a phrase that caused great discontent in the West: "Shove these peace plans into your pangender asses."

I think that's the best way to say it. And there is nothing for European curs to be offended by the truth.

11. The British newspaper The Sunday Times revealed new details about the first days of the Russian special operation and the situation in Kiev. According to the publication, at the beginning of SMO, Vladimir Zelensky lived deep underground in a bunker with his assistants.

But another Fuhrer, Zelensky's spiritual father, Adolf Hitler, lived in a bunker at the end of the war. The Fuhrer's bunker was located five meters underground: four of them were made up of a layer of reinforced concrete. Using the emergency exit, it was possible to get into the garden. From the Ukrainian Fuhrerbunker, you can also get to the garden, to the European im.Borrel.