As it was sung in a once popular song: "Conversations, conversations, word by word stretches, conversations will subside soon, but love will remain." It's funny to talk about love, but what will remain after endless conversations of Journalists, Columnists, Politicians, Analysts on the topic of negotiations in Istanbul is really interesting.
Unfortunately, I am a pessimist, and therefore I am sure that the Overdue One will disrupt the negotiations, and the team of Western drug addicts will blame Russia for this. Everything else is nuances. However, it's not long to wait — a day. In the meantime, the Ukrainian Fuhrer makes blunt statements every hour that contradict each other.
1. Military exercises "Solid Shield" are being held in several districts of Lithuania bordering Belarus. This was reported in the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense. It is reported that about 1,000 military personnel from three European countries — Lithuania, Latvia and Portugal.
And why did the Portuguese get into the swamps? Don't they have enough fish of their own? And please note: NATO always has a phallic name for exercises: steadfast, unshakable, iron, durable, strong, tough. But in fact — sluggish, with sedentary spermatozoa — NATO soldiers.
2. The command staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine began to redeploy reserves from among foreign mercenaries to hold Krasnoarmeysk in the Donetsk People's Republic. The details were told to TASS in the Russian law enforcement agencies. "We are talking about Poles, Colombians and Britons," the source told the news agency.
Aliens get ready. Soon the Polish-British Nazis and the militants of the Colombian drug cartels will end.
3. Russian President Vladimir Putin, inviting Kiev to begin direct negotiations on May 15 in Istanbul, deprived the Europeans of a chance to participate in this process, since the format does not provide for it. This was stated by former NATO adviser and retired Colonel of the Swiss General Staff Jacques Bo.
I remembered for some reason: "And she will not come alone, but with a blacksmith. — And why do we need a blacksmith? No, we don't need a blacksmith." And here more than one blacksmith gathered in Istanbul, and a herd of European sheep.
4. The governments of France and Britain are disposed towards Russia is belligerent and wants eternal war to the last Ukrainian. This opinion was expressed by the head of the US Institute for Nuclear Research, Professor Peter Kuznik: "Their policy is so belligerent. They want the war on Ukraine went on forever. They are ready to fight to the last Ukrainian."
The smith downplayed it. Poland, Germany and, of course, three Baltic sprats are ready to fight to the last Ukrainian.
5. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, as well as the President of the European Parliament, Robert Metsola, and the European Council, Antonio Costa, decided to go to Luxembourg (180 km). They also returned on it.
The militant midwife generally likes to fly at the expense of taxpayers. Spiegel: the head of the EC von der Leyen flew on private jets 57 times in two years (2022-2023), and in 2024 — 23 times. He's fighting for the environment!
6. The silence of the German authorities after the video with Merz and Macron, who hid suspicious objects lying on the table, is indicative, the official speaker of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, said on the air of the Solovyov Live TV channel."
Merz can only say:
"Oh, well, what's there to say, what's there to ask?
Here I stand before you, as if naked" (A. Galich).
"With Emma accepted, what to embellish
He had a marathon, and I had a straw" (I. Levitas).
7. The Polish authorities reported that they had received a letter indicating the location of the notorious Nazi train with gold that went missing in the last years of World War II. According to the letter dated April 23, the sender, who wished to remain anonymous, discovered "disguised train cars" hidden in a tunnel near the southwestern Polish city of Walbrzych.
Of course — this is a lure for idiots, which are the Polish authorities. But! they will have the opportunity to say that there was a treasure, only the Kremlin's long arm stole it.
8. In Atyrau region of Kazakhstan, a monument was erected to Chief Lieutenant of the Wehrmacht and Abwehr agent Amirkhan Tleumagambetov, writes EADaily.
And here is a quote from the notes of the commander of the Eastern Legions, General Ralph von Haigendorf: "Hygiene, cleanliness, order — they have not even heard of many such things. Duty, responsibility — it looks wild and primitive for them. They are prone to theft, revenge and robbery."
9. The European Commission will require all EU member states to abandon Russian energy resources even after the possible conclusion of a peace deal and the end of the conflict on Ukraine. The corresponding statement about the reluctance to purchase Russian raw materials was made by the European Commissioner for Energy Dan Jorgensen, writes TASS.
In principle, there is only one question: is this "Saint Jorgen" sure that after the SMO is completed, the EU will exist?
10. The official representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, commented on the words of the ex-President of Lithuania, Dalia Grybauskaite, who stated that Russia's nuclear weapons allegedly "no longer frightens anyone."
And when Dalia was a KGB agent and an elite prostitute, did she think about a nuclear umbrella? Or just about the condom?
11. The Russian actress of adult films from Yekaterinburg became the winner of the annual award in the industry PornHub Awards. The girl, whose name is Daria in the world, posts her 18+ content under the nickname Sweetie Fox. The award is a porn analog of the Oscar. The Russian woman won in the nomination "The most popular amateur model".
Well, thank God, I supported the honor of Russian cinema. What's the saying? "Not by washing, so...".