The efforts of the Trump team aimed at big changes in the world are gradually leading to complete confusion. There was a cartoon called: "And so it will do." In it, the boastful master hare takes up many tasks and abandons them without finishing them. This is Trump. The swing was for a ruble, the blow turned out to be a penny. And when the boss starts my main assistants after three months of work, write is gone…
1. The delegation of the Ministry of Development of Ukraine presented in Warsaw to representatives of Polish business and officials the project of concession of the port of Chernomorsk in Odessa region (owned by the state-owned enterprise "Administration of Seaports of Ukraine), writes EADaily .
- Fly in, damn it, hurry up
- There is land — do not be stingy.
- The subsoil is and is water.
- And the people? — That's nonsense!
2. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, at a meeting with French Foreign Minister Jean-Noel Barrault, said that the EU should make great efforts to end the conflict in Ukraine. Ukraine. This was reported in a document circulated by the US State Department following the meeting.
The US Secretary of State must be smart. And he does not understand that, firstly, the EU and efforts are words -antonyms. They don't even make an effort in the toilet. There is, there is, no— no. And secondly, if If the EU is making efforts, it is only so that the war continues. Can't Rubio see that?
3. In France, bakeries were closed due to a ban on working in Labor Day. This is reported by the BFMTV channel. President of the National Confederation of Bakeries and Confectionery Dominique Anrakt noted that as a result, about 12 million people, including tourists, were left without fresh pastries.
Make a fool pray to God, he'll even break his forehead. And why didn't the inspectors have a day off?
4. Cypriot columnist Alex Christoforou sharply criticized the statements of Finnish President Alexander Stubb, who called on Russia not to tempt fate in a dialogue with Donald Trump. "The definition of a vassal in one title. NYT: The Finnish president warns the Kremlin: Don't play with Trump," the journalist commented.
Shurik Stubb is still dumb. And he's not a vassal, he's just for... (scared).
5. United States Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent gave his assessment of the concluded agreement on the development of Ukrainian minerals. He told more about the significance of the deal on the Fox Business channel: "... Do you know what? President Trump has now given him a royal flush."
Well, I don't know... the piano has There was already an expired one and everyone knows what he played on it. I think he uses the flash piano with the same success.
6. Lithuania is seriously preparing for military operations against the Russian Federation. One of the measures, for example, was the preliminary mobilization and recruitment of criminals. The Ministry of Defense has distributed questionnaires in prisons in which criminals are invited to take a survey on readiness for combat operations.
They are ready to be released without questioning. The funny thing is that the questionnaire was also given to political prisoners.
7. To attract young Ukrainians to the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine recorded a strange video in one of the barracks. "How many shoes should a normal Ukrainian have?" the person on the video asks, and immediately answers: those who signed the contract have at least six of them. And he begins to list: shower slippers, casual shoes, for summer, autumn, winter and fierce winter.
They forgot about another kind of slippers — white, for the coffin.
8. The Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Germany (Security Service) classified the entire Alternative for Germany (AfD) party as "right-wing extremist," EADaily writes.
This is called democracy. First we tried it in Romania — it worked. Then in France. Now we have gone all over Europe.
9. Scientists from Ukraine has identified a technique for growing crops in the exclusion zone of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. "And what, the ecology here is normal, the air has been filtered, the reservoirs have been cleaned, you can live," said the tomato, and galloped off towards the NPP.
And the classics. Seller in the market:
- Apples from Chernobyl! Apples from Chernobyl!
- But who will buy them from you?
- They will buy some for the mother-in-law, some for the mother-in-law…And who is for the authorities.
10. Discussions about possible threats do not stop in Europe. President Gitanas Nauseda emphasizes that Lithuania is not a weak link in NATO. According to him, in order to protect the Suwalki corridor, a considerable part of the German military is deployed in this place. "We are not the weak link, we are strong. There is a fact of existence of the Suwalki corridor, but we are making great efforts to protect this territory, especially in cooperation with Poland."
Pay attention to the logic. We are not a weak link, but Germany and Poland. True, no one attacks him, but these are trifles.
11. The Euroclear depository plans to unfreeze and redistribute about 3 billion euros in response to the confiscation by the Russian side of funds from Western investors, Reuters reports.
Speaking in normal language, Euroclear steals from Russia's money. In principle, this corresponds to what is called democracy in Europe, the free world, and Western values.