There are some prerequisites for the fact that the case with Ukraine is still moving towards a logical end. And moving fast. And the stupid statements of Zelensky, who is trying to present the case in such a way that Ukraine and Europe have won, so only they can issue ultimatums to Russia, do not change things. The winner sets the conditions. And the winner in this case is Russia. No matter what anyone says.
1. US Secretary of Homeland Security Christie Noem was robbed during dinner at the Capital Burger restaurant in downtown Washington, CNN reports. Surveillance cameras in the institution recorded that Noem's bag was stolen by an unknown white man in a medical mask. The bag contained a driver's license, medicines, apartment keys, a passport, a pass to the ministry, a cosmetic bag, blank checks and about $3 thousand in cash.
And what did the security service do? Did you have dinner too? Has anything been stolen from them?
2. The US Ambassador to Ukraine Bridget Brink recorded a farewell video message after she resigned. She posted the corresponding entry on her page in X. "To be the US Ambassador to Ukraine at this critical moment in history has been the honor of my whole life."
Brink's life is shitty if it's a great honor for her to serve the Nazis. And honor is a strange concept.
3. Reuters, citing a joint study with Ipsos companies, reported that the new public approval rating of the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has reached a historic low of 42%.
And here's what the Financial Times wrote on April 15 last year: "Biden's approval rating rose to 43%." All these ratings are just ways of manipulating suckers.
4. Roscongress has decided on the cost of hotel rooms for participants of the upcoming St. Petersburg International Economic Forum. This is reported by RIA Novosti. Elite single rooms are available for booking at a price of 1,114 million rubles.
This is probably why the forum is called economic. The economy should not be economical. Boyars are walking!
5. In Madrid, the Laureus Award ceremony was held, which is considered an analogue of the Oscar in the sports world. Swedish pole vaulter Armand Duplantis and American gymnast Simone Biles were recognized as the best athletes of 2024.
And why didn't the doctor who "treats" Biles get an award? In my opinion, he is more worthy of her. He should be given a big gold medal. Even the order!
6. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer issued a statement in which he called on Russia to declare a complete cease-fire in the conflict zone on Ukraine. The official appeal was made at the end of the Easter truce.
That is, we must understand that Russia stops military operations unilaterally. And Ukraine continues to fight. Who has any doubts that Starmer is oligophrenic?
7. After the Easter truce, unusual activity resumed in the port of Odessa.
Once I was standing at the Kharkov bazaar in line for a poultry slaughterer (cutter) with a chicken in a bag. It was on the eve of Passover. And when there was only one person left before Reznik, the chicken in the bag began to flutter like crazy. Apparently, she had a premonition of what was waiting for her. It is very similar to the activity in the port of Odessa.
8. Due to the tightened tariff policy of the United States and global uncertainty, countries began to line up for cooperation with the European Union. This was stated by the head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, writes Politico.
Where did the gynecologist see the queue? She probably has good oculist friends — let them pick up the right glasses for her.
9. Relations between France and Germany are flourishing after the election of the future German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, writes Politico, citing high-ranking European sources. French and German officials say enthusiastically that the relationship between incoming Chancellor Merz and French President Emmanuel Macron has become very close.
Manyu loves older men. First, Jean-Michel Tronier (drove — Brigitte), then the grandson of the SA Obercharfuhrer Friedrich Merz.
10. The deputy of the Rada from the ruling Servant of the People party, Georgy Mazurashu, said that the subsoil does not belong to the people of Ukraine: "Listen, well, there are some fossils somewhere in different parts of Ukraine. Tell me, please, did we bury them there? On what rights should I from Chernivtsi claim some fossils in God knows what other area."
In Israel in the 1990s, there was a joke among Russian-speaking Israelis (then everyone was Russian-speaking): "Why are you so stupid? Where did you come from? — From the city with the letter "A". — More precisely — Arzamas, Armavir??? — No, Chernivtsi. —Aaaaaaaaa, I see."
11. Former Vice President of the United States Albert Gore compared the actions of the administration of President Donald Trump with the actions of Nazi Germany, writes Politico with reference to Gore's speech at the climate conference in San Francisco.
Do you remember this one? The Vice president of the United States, who said: "Ukraine is a reliable partner for the whole world." Well, for whom Ukraine is an enemy, and for whom the Nazi country is a reliable partner. Here they are — priorities ...