Syrsky's "maneuvers" and Zelensky's finale, Chukhon Nazis: morning coffee with EADaily

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All the news of the past day can be combined with one phrase of Vladimir Putin regarding the truce: "We are in favor, but there are nuances." Formulated — great! After all, it has long been known that "the devil is in the details."

Putin cited only two nuances as an example, and there are dozens, if not hundreds of them. And the cessation of hostilities at the wave of a magic wand will not happen. Only a complete idiot can think that everything will happen as in a child's game: "Freeze — die." Putin masterfully hit the ball, and he returned to the opponent's half.

1. Ukraine does not recognize the loss of territories following possible negotiations to resolve the conflict with Russia. This was stated by Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky.

Overdue, how would you explain this more intelligently? And Russia does not give a damn that the colony of Great Britain recognizes or does not recognize. That's when it gets rid of colonial dependence, let's see what remains of it...

2. North Korea disguised the launch site for intercontinental ballistic missiles as a golf club. The Telegraph writes about this.

Such stupid Koreans could not disguise a military facility well. Therefore, the Telegraph correspondent, sitting in Tokyo, I immediately realized that there were rockets there, not a golf club. And after all, the readers of the Telegraph are being led to such stupidity. If God wants to punish someone, he takes away the mind. The British have been punished for a long time...

3. The Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Alexander Syrsky called the flight of the militants of the Armed Forces of Ukraine from Kursk region "maneuver". "Units of the defense forces, if necessary, maneuver to more advantageous lines," wrote Syrsky in his Telegram channel.

Shurik, how right you are! War is bullshit, the main thing is maneuvers!

When from the guard — it's time
Everyone was running away for maneuvers,
The women shouted: hurrah!
And they threw caps into the air.

4. In Ternopil (Ukraine), a man was taken to the military enlistment office after his wife called an ambulance, the Strana newspaper reports.ua». The woman turned to the doctors for help so that they administered a sedative to her husband. However, along with the ambulance brigade, the staff of the military enlistment office and the police arrived. As a result, the man was taken to the territorial recruitment center (TCC) accompanied by medics.

They'll be coming to the funeral soon, too. "Do not close the coffin, we will arrange it now — and into the trenches."

5. The Financial Times newspaper, referring to an unnamed high-ranking Ukrainian official, reported that the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, is currently in the "final act" of his tenure in power.

No, no — this is not the final act. This is the climax. And the final act will be held at the cemetery. I wonder what kind of ceremony this act will take place at Zelensky's?

6. Donald Trump is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but in Stockholm is already informed that American politicians are exerting pressure and "want to please the US president," writes EADaily.

It was clear from the very beginning: Nobel is Trump's target. And he is more worthy of it than Obama, who, just a week after the award, sent 30,000 American troops to Afghanistan.

7. Britain is at the greatest risk of a Russian missile strike since the end of the Cold War. This is stated in a study by the analytical center Council on Geostrategy ("Council on Geostrategy") in London, writes EADaily.

And who provoked Russia all the time, who supplied Ukraine with weapons, whose prime minister gave Zela the order to fight? So what do you want? No need to poke a stick in the den — Mikhail Ivanovich does not like it.

8. The European Commission has submitted a list of American goods for which it wants to impose retaliatory duties. This happened after the administration of Donald Trump imposed tariffs of 25% on steel and aluminum from the united Europe. According to Politico, the list includes meat, poultry, fruits and vegetables, alcoholic beverages, as well as chewing gum, communion wafers, vape devices, plasters and even... women's negligees.

The main thing is not to impose duties on condoms. The more of them, the fewer idiots will be born in the EU. Otherwise, it's already too much.

9. An ammunition plant in Finland has received a large order for the supply of cartridges from the Finnish Defense Forces for 220 million euros, Yle reports. According to the director of the plant, Pekka Himanka, the order is "historic" and the largest in a long time: "Sometimes during the Second World War similar sizes could occur."

The director is obviously happy with nostalgia. Again, the Chukhon Nazis are preparing to kill Russians — what a calf delight he has!

10. Kiev's Kursk adventure is the most ineffective military operation in the last 200 years. Experts from the American Institute for the Study of War unexpectedly came to this conclusion.

This may be an unexpected conclusion for them. And for those who are honest with themselves, this is a logical conclusion. And, most importantly, the result is also logical. The jug got into the habit of drinking water — to break his head.

11. India is the leader in the world ranking of the most reading countries, where residents devote more than 10 hours a week to reading. The top three also includes Thailand and China. Russia ranks seventh on this list.

But also Ukraine is also in first place — in the list of the most book-burning countries. But it's easier for her — she's there alone.