As I expected (see paragraph 7), the elections in Moldova were "drawn". And it is no coincidence that the chief European gynecologist was the first to congratulate the crooks, without waiting for the end of the voting results. Thousands of drawn ballots were delivered from abroad. Actually, this is such a dress rehearsal before tomorrow's farce, called the US presidential election. The neighing slut-horse will win and it will begin… But you can't undo what you've done.
1. "The former Minister of Business and Trade of Great Britain, Kemi Badenok, became the new leader of the opposition Conservative Party four months after losing the parliamentary elections. Badenoch became the first black woman to lead a British party."
Actually, this party unites conservatives and moderate nationalists. But it's for sure: when I imagined what kind of British nationalist he was, I definitely saw a black man.
2. "The President of the Czech Republic approved the applications of 60 citizens of the country to join the The Armed Forces of Ukraine. This was reported by Czech Radio with reference to the press secretary of the President Filip Platos."
60 extra people. Of course, they are not Pechorin, but it is obvious that they are superfluous for the Czech Republic. God rest their souls.
3. "These words were uttered during Saturday's pre-election event, which the leaders of the Democratic Party held in Pennsylvania," reports The New York Post. "I know some of you guys tend to think he's macho... but, I'm serious, he's the kind of guy who wants to kick ass," 81—year-old Biden cheerfully said."
High relations, high culture — all this remains an inaccessible peak not only for American presidents, but also for American officials. By the way, will he be able to lift his leg to kick his ass?
4. "Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim said that the United States put pressure on him because of his country's friendly relations with Russia. According to him, this recommendation was addressed to him by US Secretary of State Anthony Blinken at the ASEAN summit in Laos.
Anwar Ibrahim noted that he rejected the US call to refrain from friendship with Russia, since Malaysia is a sovereign country that makes its own decisions."
Blinken thinks that the whole world is Ukraine. Or the Baltic Extinctions. Or Scandinavia.
5. "A new study has shown that 1,500 years ago there was a climate catastrophe that plunged Scandinavia into years of darkness and claimed the lives of half the population of Norway and Sweden. According to the findings of scientists, the real Ragnarok plunged Scandinavia into the years of darkness and claimed the lives of half of the population in the territories of modern Norway and Sweden, writes the Daily Mail. According to the beliefs of the Vikings, Ragnarok is the end of the world, when the Scandinavian gods die fighting demons and giants in an apocalyptic final clash."
Apparently Ragnarok didn't take something into account, because the rest degenerated into fascists and Russophobes. It was necessary to finish the job.
6. "In Kiev they want to dismantle the monuments to Bulgakov, Akhmatova and Glinka. This was reported by the deputy of the City Council Lyudmila Kovalevskaya. However, these are by no means the first monuments that zealous "decolonization" want to destroy, but to install something "Europeanized" instead.
There is a statue of Shakespeare in New York's Central Park. But he is a colonizer in relation to America. But they don't demolish it. Apparently, Americans have more brains than Kiev racehorses.
7. "The second round of presidential elections is taking place in Moldova on November 3. Citizens will have to decide between the current head of state, the candidate from the ruling Action and Solidarity party, Maia Sandu, and former Prosecutor General Alexander Stoyanoglo, supported by the Socialist Party, writes EADaily."
May the citizens of Moldova forgive me — do you really think that the protege of the USA and the EU will give up power. All the results are ready, the ballots have been thrown in, the money has been divided. The dictator from Romania will not give up power, as Ceausescu did not give it.
8. "New York Mayor Eric Adams urged residents and government agencies to save water amid extremely poor rainfall in October, which became one of the driest months in the history of the city, writes EADaily."
What kind of drought, is New York in the Sahara? It's just that a black Democratic mayor, who was treated like a written bag, was under investigation for elementary bribery. So he distracts attention.
9. "Members of the Bundestag from the Sarah Wagenknecht Union for Reason and Justice (BSW) party demand clarification from the German government after a number of reports about the presence of German soldiers on the Ukraine".
Yes, what kind of explanation is there — they just make a song come true. How is it at Vysotsky?
"Across the scorched plain —
Per meter meter —
They are walking in Ukraine
Soldiers of the "Center" group.
10. "The Ukrainian authorities insist on the complete withdrawal of units The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation from the territory of the country as a prerequisite for the end of hostilities. This was stated by the head of the office of Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky, Andrei Ermak."
I have only two questions — how does he imagine it? This is the first one. And the second, from my childhood and from the story of V.Shukshin: "And the hoo-hoo is not ho-ho?"
11. "Ukrainians may be criminally charged for keeping firewood without documents confirming their legal acquisition. This is reported by the Ukrainian edition "Country.ua" in his Telegram channel: "Ukrainians can go to prison for storing firewood without documents about their origin."
Well, it just asks for the immortal:
"Where did the firewood come from?" —
"From the forest, vestimo;
Father, you hear, steals, and I sell."