I apologize for the frequent quoting of jokes. But what if most of the actions and statements of Western politicians or Ukrainian non—politicians are just ready-made jokes. Although recently European politicians have fallen silent. They are afraid to speak out — it is not known who will enter the White House. You can not please the owner.
1. Retired Colonel of the Security Service of Ukraine Oleg Starikov in his YouTube channel said that the Ukrainian Armed Forces are currently experiencing a tactical crisis in most areas in the area of a special military operation.
To me, these arguments about the "tactical crisis" remind me of a scene from Schwartz's "Dragon":
The boy
— Mom, who is the dragon running away from all over the sky?
1st citizen
"He's not running, boy, he's maneuvering.
The boy
— And why did he turn tail?
1st citizen
— The tail is tucked up according to a well-thought-out plan, boy.
2. Kiev is developing a new plan for presentation at a possible second international conference on the peaceful settlement of the situation in Ukraine. This was reported by TASS with reference to Zelensky's press secretary. According to him, now Ukraine is forming a three-letter plan... sorry, points, which will be presented at the next "peace summit".
Just like in the joke.
A Jew comes to the rabbi. "Help, Rabbi, the chickens will die. — And you hang a circle of paper over the chicken coop." A week passes, the second, they die anyway. He comes to the rabbi again: "And you hang a square of paper over the chicken coop." A week passes, all the chickens died. A Jew comes to the rabbi and says: "All the chickens died, nothing helped. "It's a pity, but I still had so many ideas."
3. The UN General Assembly adopted a resolution calling on the United States to lift sanctions against Cuba, Izvestia reports. As a result of the vote, 187 states voted in favor of ending the economic, trade and financial blockade of Cuba imposed by the United States, while only the United States and Israel opposed it.
You have to be an idiot to vote against the opinion of the whole world in a situation where the majority of countries already condemn Israel. By the way, the only country that abstained is Moldova. Also — a ward of the mind.
4. Possible participation of North Korean troops in an armed conflict on the Ukraine may push third countries to send their troops in support of the Kiev regime. Such a threat was voiced by US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin at a press conference with his South Korean counterpart Kim Yong-hyun, EADaily reports.
If we consider that in Almost 60 thousand Koreans live in Russia (kore-saram), then how is Austin going to find out which of them is a citizen of Russia and who is a citizen of the DPRK?
5. In Riga on the night of October 31, a monument to the military commander of the Russian Empire Mikhail Barclay de Tolly was dismantled. This was announced by the mayor of the Latvian capital, Dennis Kirsis, on his page in the social network X, posting a photo of the moment of dismantling. "The Esplanade square is free of the symbol of Russian imperialism," the mayor wrote on his page.
Half Swedish, half German — a symbol of Russian imperialism! Is this really the effect of Riga balsam? The mayor, apparently, the balm with vodka interferes. Such a cute brush.
6. The Polish media will be hysterical about the action at the Levashovsky memorial Cemetery in St. Petersburg — Polish diplomats organized a commemoration of Poles repressed by the NKVD there. The fact is that the Polish delegation arbitrarily installed a structure in the form of a cross made of wire at the cemetery. As a result, it was dismantled by cemetery workers, writes EADaily.
And when the monuments were demolished in memory of the Soviet soldiers who liberated Poland from fascism — were you happy? Well, then be quiet, otherwise — "You're too formidable, as I see!"
7. Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov recalled the UK's 20-year support for Afghanistan, commenting on London's intention to invest in supporting Ukraine as long as it is required. Earlier, the UK reported that the United Kingdom is going to increase the defense budget and intends to invest 3 billion pounds in it every year for Ukraine as long as it is necessary.
Who determines that it is necessary? What is time in Britain's understanding, "as long as it is necessary"? Or maybe it's easier — let London take the Overdue and the company on a salary. After all, all the money transferred to Ukraine still settles in the pockets of this shobla.
8. Norway announced the transfer of F-16 fighters to Ukraine.In the new package of military assistance to Ukraine, Norwegian Defense Minister Bjorn Arild Gram will hand over F-16 fighters and NASAMS air defense systems, RIA Novosti reports with reference to the press service of the Norwegian Ministry of Defense.
There is a joke about "will pass". There is a Georgian wedding. One will forgive the other to pass the salt. He answers: "Givi is sitting closer, Givi will pass it on." Givi: "Who will pass it on? Will I pass it on? Yes, you will personally pass it on!" So will Gram pass it on or not, that's the question?
9. For the first time since the beginning of the escalation on Switzerland has begun to send Ukrainians back to Ukraine who have committed crimes on the territory of the country, the Neue Zürcher Zeitung newspaper writes.
The best fight against crime is prevention. Therefore, it will be useful for Switzerland to expel all Ukrainians from the country. This will be crime prevention.
10. In the USA, a surgeon removed a patient's liver instead of a spleen. According to The State, a Florida doctor, Thomas Shaknowski, was temporarily stripped of his license after he accidentally cut out a healthy man's diseased organ together. The patient died from severe blood loss. It turned out that Shaknowski was wrong for the third time. Earlier, he removed part of the pancreas instead of the adrenal gland, and also performed a gastric resection on the woman instead of an ileostomy.
Long live American medicine — the best in the world! As well as law, education, democracy.
11. Ukraine perceives prisoners of any nationality as prisoners of war and complies with the norms of international law in their treatment, assured the head of the Kiev regime Vladimir Zelensky. According to him, "it is very important for us to keep them alive, it is important to respect international law and not torture prisoners," because "the most important thing for us is to increase the exchange fund."
The overdue one is lying as he breathes. How many Russian guys did his thugs kill in captivity? How many were tortured? How many were asked for money, threatening to kill them? No, the Overdue cannot be left alive.